15 years ago, prophetic.

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Resolutely Apathetic

Here are my non-resolutions for 2009...
1. I'm not going to lose any weight despite going to the gym 3-4 times/week.
2. I'm not going to become more enlightened by spending more time reading and less time watching TV even though I can't find anything on TV worth watching.
3. I'm not going to become more passionate through music and art despite spending more time practicing guitar.
4. I'm not going to be more productive at work despite spending less time surfing the web.

Be Aware of ShamWow Imitators

some random thoughts about OJ

"heh listen to me make farting noises with my hands..."


9 years is probably a lot for this particular "armed robbery". If the sentence reflects his acquital from the nicole brown simpson murder, is that really justice?
Is there any consistency left in the justice system?

Story Virus

(...continued from Splotchy)
...and that was pretty much the last we heard from Splotchy.

1...2...3...holy crap

this is why this sign

was created.

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Arrested

I often have the intention of just letting my blog fade away into oblivion, but this story absolutely must be posted.

A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, peeing on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.

Original story here