A Wee Bit of Rain for us Wee Todds

2" of rain yesterday made it a bit treacherous getting home last night. My little pickup sputtered the rest of the way home after fording this.

Exclusive Interview With Muqtada Al-Sadr

p0nk: Hakuna Matata, how you doing?
Al-Sadr: p0nk, you joker, always with that Lion King shit...
p0nk: sorry, you know i can't resist. so anyway, word is that you're on the run. what's up with that?
Al-Sadr: word, it is ...how you say...dung of cattle, yo...
p0nk: so you didn't go to Iran?
Al-sadr: i visited Iran, yes. Allah appeared to me and said that they were running short of virgins in Paradise. That I must either stop sending up so many martyrs or start recruiting more virgins.
p0nk: I see, were you successful?
Al-Sadr: hey p0nk, just between you and me, allah doesn't check whether they are virgins or not, you know what i mean?
p0nk: ah, pulling the wool over his eyes...
Al-Sadr: sheep? who said anything about sheep? damn you yankee infidels and your sheep jokes!
p0nk: it was a figure of speech-nevermind
Al-Sadr: hey p0nk, i have joke for you...knock knock
p0nk: uh...who's there?
Al-Sadr: BOOM!
p0nk: yeh that's funny.
Al-Sadr: wait, that's not the funny part, you're supposed to say "Boom who?"
p0nk: y'know mookie, i find your humor a bit disturbing. what the hell has happened to you?
Al-Sadr: ah well, it's this damn jihad, p0nkster. i got enough stress to choke a camel's gonads so we like a little...how you say...nigger humor.
p0nk: I think you mean black humor.
Al-Sadr: ah whatever, you really need to lighten up a bit, p0nkster. Ha! I make joke! You say "Black", I say "Lighten up".
p0nk: you know what? fuck you mookie. I try to give you a little media time as an old friend and this is the shit you give me?
Al-Sadr: all right all right. mohammed, mary, and joseph! Say, what you think of my friend Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Is he a piece of work or what?
p0nk: he's a crazy mother fucker.
Al-Sadr: he asked me if he should nuke Israel. I say, you go ahead my friend, steal my thunder. He's a crazy SOB.
p0nk: him and Kim Jong Il.
Al-Sadr: bah, Kim Jong Il is a pussy. Hamsters laugh at the size of his penis.
p0nk: ok, i think we're done here.

Frampton Still Alive

Frampton Comes Alive (Disc 1)
Frampton Comes Alive (Disc 2)

Peter Frampton - Fingerprints

Snorkeler mistaken for rodent, shot in face

I don't know how you mistake a snorkeler for nutria (basically a large muskrat) or why you would even feel the need to shoot such an animal...unless perhaps you're 60 year old meth addict. You be the judge. (story here)

Not a Snorkeler
Snorkeler

Alex, I'll take Anal Bum Covers for $500

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some Bob

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One of these things is not like the other...

What's wrong with this picture? Does something not belong here? Does somebody not belong in NASA? How do people like Mrs. Nowak pass the psychological screening? Maybe she should transfer from NASA to Homeland Security.
I can't fathom driving 900 miles (wearing a diaper so as not to be slowed down with bathroom breaks - did she not need to stop for gas?) to shoot somebody with pepper spray or a bb gun. Truly a "WTF" moment!

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No great hits, just Jimi playing his own funky sexy style. You can't help but feel this stuff.