p0nk: Hakuna Matata, how you doing?
Al-Sadr: p0nk, you joker, always with that Lion King shit...
p0nk: sorry, you know i can't resist. so anyway, word is that you're on the run. what's up with that?
Al-Sadr: word, it is ...how you say...dung of cattle, yo...
p0nk: so you didn't go to Iran?
Al-sadr: i visited Iran, yes. Allah appeared to me and said that they were running short of virgins in Paradise. That I must either stop sending up so many martyrs or start recruiting more virgins.
p0nk: I see, were you successful?
Al-Sadr: hey p0nk, just between you and me, allah doesn't check whether they are virgins or not, you know what i mean?
p0nk: ah, pulling the wool over his eyes...
Al-Sadr: sheep? who said anything about sheep? damn you yankee infidels and your sheep jokes!
p0nk: it was a figure of speech-nevermind
Al-Sadr: hey p0nk, i have joke for you...knock knock
p0nk: uh...who's there?
Al-Sadr: BOOM!
p0nk: yeh that's funny.
Al-Sadr: wait, that's not the funny part, you're supposed to say "Boom who?"
p0nk: y'know mookie, i find your humor a bit disturbing. what the hell has happened to you?
Al-Sadr: ah well, it's this damn jihad, p0nkster. i got enough stress to choke a camel's gonads so we like a little...how you say...nigger humor.
p0nk: I think you mean black humor.
Al-Sadr: ah whatever, you really need to lighten up a bit, p0nkster. Ha! I make joke! You say "Black", I say "Lighten up".
p0nk: you know what? fuck you mookie. I try to give you a little media time as an old friend and this is the shit you give me?
Al-Sadr: all right all right. mohammed, mary, and joseph! Say, what you think of my friend Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Is he a piece of work or what?
p0nk: he's a crazy mother fucker.
Al-Sadr: he asked me if he should nuke Israel. I say, you go ahead my friend, steal my thunder. He's a crazy SOB.
p0nk: him and Kim Jong Il.
Al-Sadr: bah, Kim Jong Il is a pussy. Hamsters laugh at the size of his penis.
p0nk: ok, i think we're done here.
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pOnk~ If you were on 60 minutes I would tune in and suffer thru anything Morley Saffer had to say, just to see your Exclusive Interviews.
I smell Pulitzer...
does Pulitzer smell like ball sweat? because i didn't get around to showering yesterday...
Thanks for the compliment, diva. ;-)
I actually work for a newspaper that won the Pulitzer in '04 and I was in the newsroom when it was announced... oddly, it does smell a bit like ball sweat mixed with fear...
Where you been today? Everyone seems to be on blow today... and I have no desire or energy to catch up!
i had a rough weekend and don't feel quite up to the verbal/written sparring that's been going on lately, even if it is just in fun. I'd just be staring at the screen, kind of like anna nicole smith in clown make-up.
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