Wednesday, February 13, 2008

What You Talkin' 'bout Willis?


Sorry ladies, but he's taken!
Say it ain't so. Alas, one of the world's great secrets, Coleman (40) and his beaming bride, 22yo Shannon Price, were married last August but nobody went public with it.
The story is here

classic quotes:
"I just want my own identity as well because I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife," she said.

i can definitely understand that. I wouldn't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife either.

Coleman played down their age differences, saying "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence ... She's more intelligent than I am and that's what matters to me."


While it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to be more intelligent than Gary Coleman, you still have to wonder about the intelligence of somebody marrying him.

Price, who is 5-foot-7, and Coleman, who is 4-foot-8, also played down their height gap.
"That doesn't really matter to me," she said. "He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet and I really liked his personality."


10 feet tall if you sliced him down the middle and glued him back end-to-end...almost.
As to the "sweet" personality... well there's this disorderly conduct citation shortly before he was married (the woman in the story was indeed Shannon), as well as the 1999 incident where he punched an autograph seeker.

According to other interviews, things are not going so well. Color me shocked.

4 comments:

Eagle Eye said...

Sorry pOnk. Someone's a bitch and it isn't you!

heals. said...

Is he sleeping in that picture?

p0nk said...

lol heals, good question!
Possibilities are ...
1. He's sleeping.
2. He's praying that she'll shutup.
3. He's talking to his demons.

heals. said...

i think he's fake.