Assclowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right...

I've been running an MP3 Share community on LiveJournal for over a year now. I try to do my part to pass along good music to the computer illiterate who haven't yet figured out how to get everything for free. In the 'rules' for MP3_Rock, i state:

General Rules:
1. This is ROCK. Do not post or request Hilary Duff or your favorite Disney channel stars.

Up until today, it has been pretty good. With 60 subscribed members, posts and requests have always been relevant, although not always my favorites, at least they're on-topic. I was amused this morning, however to find this request:

requests
the smurfs theme song
the smurfs theme song remixed
guys and dolls original broadway cast recording
mary poppins original london cast recording
le stat original broadway cast recording

WTF?! I simply responded to their request with, "good luck with that".