Clerics on a Plane

No it's not a sequel, the Boston Globe has reported this gem Muslim clerics urge US Airways boycott
Group says bias caused removal from jetliner.
bias? ok i admit, i don't want to fly with people who intentionally act like terrorists. call that bias if you want, but i learned years ago that there are things you don't do in an airport. You don't joke about bombs, and you don't act like a terrorist. That's just common sense people, i don't care what your skin color is or what your religion is. The constitution grants freedom of speech and freedom of religion, but you don't yell "Fire" in a crowded movie house, and you don't act like a terrorist in a plane. Yeh, i'm biased against assclowns, sue me.

Shocked?!... hardly

Evangelical leader quits amid male escort's allegations

Adding his name to the "Wall of Shame", Ted "Art" Haggard stepped down from his position as Sr. Pastor at his mega-church and as President of the US National Association of Evangelicals.

While according to 'the Haggard One', "I've never had a gay relationship with anybody. I'm steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife."

But now church officials are saying "There has been some admission of indiscretion"

Well Art, if it walks like a duck... you know the rest. If you hurry now, you can still make your tee time with Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggert, and Oral "Ivory Tower" Roberts (probably not a good first name to have these days btw). And with all your clout you can probably play through that group of Catholic priests ahead of you.
I don't know how the rest of this joke is going to play out but i'm pretty sure you all end up in Hell.