Oh Baby!

CockNinja, I don't know you, but somehow this picture just screams your name.

Doogie was 'Lanced'(?)

Lehmkuhl says Harris was `lanced'

Normally if i was to hear of a celebrity being 'lanced', I have nightmarish visions of Pete Doherty standing over them with a hypodermic needle. The real question this whole story begs is... "If a d-list celeb was 'outed' in a forest, would anybody care?"
NPHLTC

This Week's Darwin Award Winner

Ky. officer shoots himself while driving

This 10 yr veteran has had extensive firearms training, do not try this at home.
I'm not even going to try to figure out why a Kentucky police officer was in Indiana when he pulled this off.

Defamatory but not Libelous

L.A. judge dismisses Britney Spears' libel suit

More celebrity home video porn tapes. Apparently Us magazine leaked the story of its existence. Brit tried to sue. The judge ruled that since Britney profits from her public expressions of sexuality this could hardly be considered defamatory.
I disagree, bumping uglies with K-Earl is defamatory no matter who you are. Anyway, read the story and see why 2 half-wits do not make one whole wit.

The Lunatic Fringe

Granted, this is funny. Granted, Cheney is a dangerous man, politically as well as personally.
But perhaps even more dangerous is the thought that left-wing rhetoric like this can influence voters. How in the hell does Cheney's hunting accident justify legalizing marijuana?
I will grant that an argument can be made that marijuana is no more harmful than alcohol. I'm not entirely opposed to legalizing marijuana - I live in Humboldt Co, California where ganja is the leading industry. Quite honestly, I don't see much difference between the two 'drugs'.
What I object to, is the illogical rhetoric used by the left-wingers to stir up emotion, to influence people to make knee-jerk decisions based on emotion rather than facts and logic. And the 'logic' behind this ad is since bad things can happen when using legal drugs, we might as well legalize other drugs as well.
Using the same argument, we should legalize hand grenades, after all they are as potentially dangerous as a shotgun. Old people can also be dangerous, especially armed with weapons and alcohol therefore I propose we allow children to have access to weapons and alcohol too.
So this election I'm voting for children to have access to automatic weapons and marijuana. Why should Cheney have all the fun?

Shocked?!... hardly

Evangelical leader quits amid male escort's allegations

Adding his name to the "Wall of Shame", Ted "Art" Haggard stepped down from his position as Sr. Pastor at his mega-church and as President of the US National Association of Evangelicals.

While according to 'the Haggard One', "I've never had a gay relationship with anybody. I'm steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife."

But now church officials are saying "There has been some admission of indiscretion"

Well Art, if it walks like a duck... you know the rest. If you hurry now, you can still make your tee time with Jim Baker, Jimmy Swaggert, and Oral "Ivory Tower" Roberts (probably not a good first name to have these days btw). And with all your clout you can probably play through that group of Catholic priests ahead of you.
I don't know how the rest of this joke is going to play out but i'm pretty sure you all end up in Hell.

Who Didn't See This Coming?

Man gets 60 days for lewd photos on cars

WAUKESHA, Wis. - A Hartford man has been ordered to serve 60 days in jail and placed on two years' probation for putting photographs of his genitalia on cars driven by women in Menomonee Falls.

I'd bet even money that this guy started out by emailing these pics to every woman on the net. Go into any internet forum and you'll likely find twisted guys that think it is perfectly normal to ask if any women would like to watch him masturbate on camera. Sometimes I ask them if they use that same line when hitting on women at the supermarket. Now I'm really hoping this guy isn't somebody that took my suggestion seriously.