If You Can't Speak English Do Not Work The Drive-Thru Window

Yeh I know this old, but sometimes I feel like this guy.
Yesterday, I went to KFC drive-thru for lunch. Thought maybe i'd try those $1 Chicken Snackers w/ Cheese. Now I try to be open-minded, I've even learned how to order from the McD's menu in Spanish. But this is KF'nC for xrist sake! and I don't speak Hindi (unless I'm trying to reserve a room at Motel 6).
Ok so he doesn't have the Snackers w/ cheese. Can I pay extra and get cheese on them? You don't have ANY cheese? OK, fine just give me two snackers and a large diet coke.
$4.73...?! Either this guy isn't playing by the KFC rules or Diet Coke got really expensive. Fine, i'm hungry and I can afford $5. So I give five $1 bills and three pennies from my ashtray because I hate collecting more pennies. He hands me my food and a quarter. I hold the quarter in my hand and stare at him for a second...nah, it's not worth it. A thousand racial epithets could have been hurled but he would probably just ask if I wanted cheese with that.