Wednesday, August 22, 2007

More You Need To Know This

Woman Burns Penis Of Dozing Ex-Spouse
--Lorena Bobbit got nothing on this woman

School suspends boy for sketching gun
--Personally, I blame the crayons

Thai man dies wearing wife's bras
--If I were to make a list of ways not to be found dead, this would be right near the top

Monk dies in freak mower accident
--...and this would be somewhere lower on the that same list

Backlash against owner of bikini lawn care company
--Maybe he should open a car wash?

Taliban terrorises RAF families
--Taking 'crank calling' to an all-time low

2 comments:

Eagle Eye said...

How do you get killed on a "riding" mower? You pretty much have to throw yourself off and roll under it don't you? Or somehow drive out into the street and get hit by a semi? Either way, you have to try pretty hard.

p0nk said...

Buddhist monks apparently use their ninja-like skills to accomplish something like this. Not something us mere mortals can attain.