British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover
EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
--i think we're all just thankful he doesn't juggle chainsaws as part of his act
Van was rocking, police were knocking
VAN BUREN, Ark. - Amorous behavior in a Taco Bell parking lot led to an arrest on Sunday night. Van Buren police received a number of calls about the activities of a couple inside a van in the restaurant's parking lot.
--There are just so many things wrong with this, I'm not even sure where to begin...
Gambler complains of urine-soaked seat
ELIZABETH, Ind. - A Kentucky man who was playing slot machines at the Caesars Indiana casino claims he sat in a chair soaked with urine left by a gambler who had just exited the seat.
"My whole concern is that they fix this," [Floyd] told The Courier-Journal of Louisville, Ky. "It's not apparent that they have anything in place to deal with this kind of situation."
--Well Floyd, I can tell you how I would deal with that situation, but you're not going to like my suggestion
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What's wrong with eating a little "fast" taco in your van?
HaHa!!! That settles it, Taco Bell needs to launch the 'fish taco'. Buy stock now!
LOL...Ly pop! Del Taco has fish tacos AND tasty shredded beef now! Mmmmm!
The "Gambler" sits in a casino for a hours on end surrounded by smoke,spending all his dough,and handling the same machine that several men who just jerked off to the cocktail waitress have previously handled and he is genuinely concerned about a little URINE? Oiu!
I'm relatively certain that Floyd has issues beyond what Urine Gone can solve.
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