Wednesday, November 21, 2007

the Britney Driving Experience






Why is Britney driving like this?
a.) driving safely isn't enough of a challenge (hardly)
b.) she's trying to avoid being noticed by photographers (like that wouldn't get your attention)
c.) bad hair day
d.) She wants her 3 hours of jail time for driving while impaired (ala Paris, Lindsey, Nicole) but has so far alluded police while driving drunk.

This woman simply should not be allowed to operate moving equipment.

8 comments:

Eagle Eye said...

Maybe she's getting ready for a humanitarian mission to Iraq and is trying to be more respectful than Ms. See-through Shirt Angelina?

p0nk said...

i actually considered the burka angle, probably give her slightly more visibility and free her hands up to eat cheetos and drink margaritas while she's driving.

one other possibility - she fired the person that gets her dressed in the morning.

Eagle Eye said...

Hey. I like to eat cheetos and drink margaritas, but not while driving I guess! I was munching on fries and driving the other day when a woman flagged me down about my business. I am the epitomy of professionalism!

p0nk said...

that's just 'keeping it real' :-)

Eagle Eye said...

That's right. No fakeness here. 100% USDA (with A1 and....sorry I drifted).:-)

p0nk said...

you put A1 on your fries? i like mine unadulterated.

Eagle Eye said...

Are we still talking about fries?:-)
If it is fries and Doritos I'm old school--just plain salt--hold the funky flavor additions please!

p0nk said...

i don't eat much for chips. but my fries - yes to salt.