Britney Spears in minor car accident

I realize this is old news by now (story here) but it was too amusing to pass up, and a couple of comments are in order here...

Spears was in stop-and-go traffic when her car struck a 2006 Nissan in front of her that had stopped. The Nissan then pushed forward into another vehicle. No damage was noted to any of the vehicles.

I don't know how many of these kind of accidents you've been in. I rear-ended somebody in "stop-and-go traffic" in my lifted Suburban last summer and ended up with $4000 in damage. I can't conceive how you can hit a car hard enough to push him into the next car and still not have any damage. My guess is that people were paid to not notice any damage.

Finally... WTF is this woman doing driving a car?! How many examples of her poor driving judgment do we need before her license is revoked? Obviously somebody is using an entirely different numbering system when adding up her driving record points.